We don't backpedal. We have hand brakes.


Dissidia Duodecim, the prequel to Dissidia Final Fantasy, was announced and there's a shit ton of interesting gameplay-related topics to discuss.

It's unsurprising that Cleriths are far more fixated on Tifa's Dissidia debut in a teaser video. Especially since it means terrible news for their ever-sinking ship. Why is it terrible news? Just try to understand how these people think and what they think hints are.

These are the people who
say they don't care about Tifa in Dissidia, whilst posting in a thread with over TEN PAGES of crying, worrying, feeling threatened, and bashing her character. The people who argued that two virgins having sex can't possibly love each other, that Koibito meant one who loved or that it was two words, instead of its true meaning-lover, that a mid-90's FMV Aerith could be seen in Cloud's eye in the CG spectacle of ACC, that the past doesn't count if you're talking Cloud and Tifa.

So, it's really funny to see them say:
It's gonna be funny to see the backpedaling from them now.


We're curious what sort of backpedalling they're talking about. Us pencilnecks know they're screaming 'backpedal' to try and distract everyone from their own.

For now, us pencilnecks shall reminisce about their reaction to Tifa's appearance in Kingdom Hearts 2 and the epic backpedaling they did with their bullshit Kingdom Hearts essays, while awaiting the
inevitable Dissidia bullshit backpedaling now that Tifa's in the game.