Look closer... No Closer! There it is!

The Advent Children Complete trailer has finally been released, giving fans a little taste of what's to come and clerises something to wank on.

As you can see from Anal's wonderful markups, Cloud indeed has two eyes. Not only that, one is a left eye and the other is a right. According to Anal, this split second close-up means several new Clerith possibilities for Cloud's character in his left eye. Too bad her logic also dictates that there are several new Clack possibilities in his right eye.

It's Zack, not the out-of-place 1997 ceegee graphic of Aerith that Anal wishes it was. As Cloud rides to save Denzel, two of his closest friends who died right in front of him flash before his eyes. Or, the two people who he totally spirit!bangs.

Clearly, the answer to the "love triangle" which ended with the original FF7 game must be found in every split second frame of everyone's eyeball reflections in a trailer.

In effort to illustrate how farfetched and ridiculous Anal's proofz are (as per usual), the pencilnecks will now reveal to us the truly hidden messages in Cloud's eyes... OMGZ SPOILER ALERT!

There's no denying it, Princess Leia's classic figure and bun hairdo can be seen in Cloud's eye. Perhaps Cloud will be sent to a galaxy far far away... Will he need to learn the force to finally defeat Sephiroth?

We'll just have to wait for the release to see. Expect us to be watching it like the other (neutral) sane people -- who aren't over-analysing frames, eyeball reflections, and other various lost causes.