Long time unintentional contributor to this blog Final Fantasy Goddess has seen the latest news in the love triangle debate, translations from the Final Fantasy 20th Anniversary Ultimania: Scenario guide which confirm that Cloud and Tifa, alongside such couples as Locke and Celes and Rinoa and Squall, have told each other of their mutual romantic feelings. Her response is presented like an angry rant, but we know what it is: a cry for help.
The pencilnecks have already gotten a pictorial copy of this response for our dear readers' pleasure, but we want to make sure you all notice several key points. A few of these are positive, like FFG finally admitting that Barret actually left, but the majority just show how out of touch with reality she is.
She says that the Cloti version of Cloud is the jerk, when it's their version of him that will use a woman for food and lodging, meaningless sex, and saddle her with taking care of a child while he goes off into the flower fields to have a romance with a dead girl.
She says that Cloud wanted to die, even though he fights back against people trying to kill him, even when he is at his lowest point emotionally.
She says Tifa refused to believe Denzel could have been brought by Aerith, when she actually reaffirms the idea that Aerith had brought the boy to her and Cloud when Cloud actually doubted it.
She says a lot of things. And we could tell you about what she says all day, but you're here to see if for yourself. So here: a cry for help, in black and pink.
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Final Fantasy Goddess, if... when you see this post, take what we are about to say to heart. Please, we know how much this hurts. But this isn't a healthy outlet. For your own sake, and for the sake of your fiancé, seek professional help. It's for the best.