Impeccable, Implausible, what's the difference?

Clerii have been waiting for over ten years now for a member from the FFVII staff to come to their houses personally and beat them over the heads with a canon stick, for it seems nothing else will do to make them understand.


But wait! There is good news! In an essay on their website, they have said something that shows they do know the truth, though they might not wish to admit it.

Since we know that Zack loves Aerith, and that Tifa loves Cloud, and that love can't be a one sided affair, we must therefore conclude that Aerith also loves Zack and Cloud also Loves Tifa.


We here at Destiny Failed would like to personally thank Carlatta and Anastar for their impeccable logic in this matter and in their contribution to the discovery of the truth. We can only hope that their shining example will provide an example for their fellow Clerii to come to terms with reality, as we are certain they will, if they have not already.