Remember that business about the lost dictionaries that could never be found, known only to the true Japanese of pure, unspoilt descent? You know, the bullshit about koi [space] bito, and how no one could translate it properly because they were biased Clotis who had never stepped foot in Japan, as opposed to the blessed Resha and her made-up friends (and some Portuguese dude going by the name of ShadowSpirit, who has not only openly admitted that he is not actually as fluent in Japanese, but also uses Babelfish)?
FF_Goddess has kindly informed the uneducated public on numerous occasions that Japanese is a very difficult language to learn (unlike all others out there) and that unless one is born and raised in Japan, one can never truly be worthy of translating Square Enix’s Ultimanias. Many a time has she corrected those poor Westerners and their erroneous translations, and their inability to understand the way of the mythological creature that is the Japanese man. Mark her words, kids (as yoinked from her own shitty geocities website)!
…because after the DF detectives expose them for the pathetic liars they are, they change their tune:
FF_Goddess has kindly informed the uneducated public on numerous occasions that Japanese is a very difficult language to learn (unlike all others out there) and that unless one is born and raised in Japan, one can never truly be worthy of translating Square Enix’s Ultimanias. Many a time has she corrected those poor Westerners and their erroneous translations, and their inability to understand the way of the mythological creature that is the Japanese man. Mark her words, kids (as yoinked from her own shitty geocities website)! 
…because after the DF detectives expose them for the pathetic liars they are, they change their tune:You see, kids, after they found out that Resha wasn’t quite the god-sent Japanese she claimed to be, but simply a filipino japanophile who can’t quite decide where the hell she is from, everything changed. How dare the Cloti hold Resha and Chibica up to the standards the CxA rabids themselves placed?
Well, how dare you! For shame, you vile creatures of the dark!
Well, how dare you! For shame, you vile creatures of the dark!