The most telling usernames

After being subjected to thousands of Aeris/Aerith and Cloud abominations, we bring you a list of the most hilarious clerii usernames to date.

Aerithnekochan
With so much yellow fever amongst the clerii, this username paints the perfect picture of a typical weeaboo's hamfisted attempts to look trendy.

Angelalex242
There were 241 other Angelas that necessitated the number.

BL@ck_ CLoUD_ 4LYfe
Even thugs are raining chocolate onto the clerii. No relation to user fight the power we assume.

Cloudsgirl
They all wish they were...

FF_Goddess
A most clever self-proclaimed title has thus been bestowed upon thee.

Names with "Beauty"
Like "goddess", clerii stick to humble self-descriptory usernames.

Names with "Lady" or "Angel" or "Princess"
Aeris fans feel the need to remind you that despite their irrational and sexually charged love for the character, they are indeed lesbians, er, ladies. They are also angelic princessess, like the Aeris character they read about in a fanfic. FF7 is a game you say?

Names with "Lover"
"Cloud's lover" or "Aerith's lover", whichever it is, you know they get tons of pixelated action.

Names with "Pink" or "Ribbon"
Poor fools who have yet to realize that Aeris wore pink for Zack. We love irony.

Names with "Tifa"
You know, the ones who claim to look *just like* Tifa and *totally hate* their big breasts, and just *can't possibly* see Tifa with anyone other than Barret?

Names with "~" symbols
Note that the tindel use is in all seriousness and not in parody of gay flamebait. If it's a guy, he draws fanarts of FF7's male cast fornicating. If it's a girl, she smells bad and writes self-insertion fanfics.

Have fun and explain these on your own!
aerislives
Mako Blue Eyes + Pink Ribbon
Nothing But Values
PureAerith
TidusBlankety